Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize
