the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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