i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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