fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We need to rekindle our bromance
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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