I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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