I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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