He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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