I'm going to jail i love you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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