my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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