Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
This is classic penis vs brain.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
