whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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