So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
whose parrot is this?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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