your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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