I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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