Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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