Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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