We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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