then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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