i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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