i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I seem to have left my pride at pride
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i out mim tonsoeep
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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