Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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