Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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