Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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