Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
