Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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