Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yo dont text me then not text me
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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