Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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