I must be too annoying 4 u.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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