Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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