Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have aggressive nipples.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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