If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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