That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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