I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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