Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
