I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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