It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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