she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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