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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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