so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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