They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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