Barsexuality is the new black.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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