Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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