don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So. Much. Porn.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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