Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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