Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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