piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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