well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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