It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
MIDGETS
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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