Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
only if we run a train.
done.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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