Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
